Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. Mae West
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. Cher
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
Mae West
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. Benjamin Franklin
When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty.
Pope Gregory I
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. J. D. Salinger
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt Thomas Carlyle
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you. Winston Churchill
Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, How to act like a lady, How to think like a man, And how to work like a dog.
Author Unknown
A girl is a person who screams at the mouse and smiles at the wolf.
Shyam Kapoor
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.
Dave Matthews Band
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown’
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)
Women's eyes have pierced more hearts than ever did the bullets of war. WILLIAM SCOTT
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow
Put your hand over a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S RELATIVITY. Albert Einstein.
And now my personal favourite.
The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?” Sigmund freud
Dude.. Red foxx.. whoever he is.. is a God damn pervert... Yaar.. at least you could have sieved the sleazy ones.. but rest of them are really good
ReplyDeleteno i dont agree with u sam. what's the harm.we should know the truth about the girls.girls are bestin beds only elsewhere they only try to exploit us.it is rightly said by mr leon,women do rule the world.i my best was the definition of curve
ReplyDeletei disagree wid u sid i don't think that girls are good only in bed( though i can't validate it because i am still a virgin) but i believe that girls are the most beautiful creation of god and i think this is what the epitome of my post. Girls are full of magnificence their beauty is ineffable i can't describe it with mere words.
ReplyDeletewell mate i would like to say one thing-that the girls are the most beautiful and the most ingenious creature.they are the poison that comes in a beautifully adorned cover.mate you are forgetting the history .how could you forget the famous battle of troy.
ReplyDeleteभाई जो इतने सारे anti-woman facts तुने बताये हैं .. ये सभी यही proof करते हैं कि man feels jeaolous to woman...bcoz they r the most beautiful creation of GOD as u said..(आज-कल clean shave को prefer karte hain...why..??
ReplyDeleteहम उनकी beauty कि झलक खुद में पाना चाहते हैं., why we shows our most of GOD clean shaved..like RAM,KRISHNA,BUDHHA,MAHAVEER..??)
women never comment nor complained abt man..why..??
bcoz they know...they hav the best creativity(as a mother).we know man has xy factor and woman has xx factor..that's why woman has such a symmetric and beautiful and balanced body..as compared to man..
woman is totally completed in all sense..but the man has to prove his creativity and completeness..that's why he always runs towards money,politics,science field,art field and so more...to proof himself..